Two Fat Ladies bam * bam * bam was originally 2 fat laddies, but the bingo call was better and made more sense. It wafted over the ethereal airwaves, and played on Derek's mind radio one sultry Summer evening. So we wrote around it.
Lyrics
REACH OUT TAKE WHAT YOU WANT
DON'T SHOUT YOU'LL SCARE IT AWAY
NO DOUBT TIME IS RUNNING OUT WORD'S OUT I’M LEAVING TODAY
GOTTA GET UP AND MOVE THOSE FEET SHUFFLE SHOES TO A TECHNO BEAT FOLLOW ME DOWN THAT STARLIT STREET TO FIND THE PAPER CHAIN
GOTTA GET OUT OF BIRMINGHAM
TWO FAT LADIES BAM BAM BAM
GO TO LIVE WITH UNCLE SAM
WHO'LL CHASE AWAY THE PAIN
WON'T STOP I CAN'T LOOK BACK
TAKE TIME OKAY!!
BEE BOP FLY TO THE MOON
NON-STOP HOLIDAY
GOTTA GET UP AND MOVE THOSE FEET SHUFFLE SHOES TO A TECHNO BEAT FOLLOW ME DOWN THAT STARLIT STREET TO FIND THE PAPER CHAIN
GOTTA GET OUT OF BIRMINGHAM
TWO FAT LADIES BAM BAM BAM
GO TO LIVE WITH UNCLE SAM
WHO'LL CHASE AWAY THE PAIN
MAYBE TOMORROW YOU WILL FIND ME UNTIL THAT TIME I'LL HIDE AWAY
OUT ON THE DEEP AND SALTY BRINY
I’LL MAKE A PERFECT GETAWAY
GOTTA GET UP AND MOVE THOSE FEET SHUFFLE SHOES TO A TECHNO BEAT FOLLOW ME DOWN THAT STARLIT STREET TO FIND THE PAPER CHAIN
GOTTA GET OUT OF BIRMINGHAM
TWO FAT LADIES BAM BAM BAM
GO TO LIVE WITH UNCLE SAM
WHO'LL CHASE AWAY THE PAIN
I’M MOVIN’ ON
I’M MOVIN’ ON (REPEAT AND FADE OUT)