Lyrics

Long Legs Short Skirt
And she sure knows how to dish the dirt
All the action behind closed doors
That should never be heard
It’s all in the papers
It’s all in the papers

Oligarch dead Suspect heart
Or could it even be a poisoned dart
Dark deeds done in London town
Who’s top of the hit chart?
It’s all in the papers
It’s all in the papers

Politicians, Banks & BBC
Same sty different field
Who pays for another fiasco?
This newshound can reveal
It’s all in the papers
It’s all in the papers